Mark Kos: Comedian.

My father told me today that he was to become a comedian. He then told me a joke that went something like this:
1. Lots of unnecessary details
2. Willamette University students smoking 'hashish' under a bridge.
3. Their parents are paying a lot of money for 'HIGHer education'.

Trader Joe's

Jeremy:"Why is Trader Joe's so popular if it's so un-American."
Me: "Why is it un-American...?"
Jeremy:".... because it's a trader."
Me: "That's so stupid (while I laugh pretty hard). hahaha- that was funny."
Jeremy: "Not if I had to explain it to you."

3 year old wants beer.

I was having a few sips of beer with our friends the other night when their son comes up to me. "I want a drink of that!" he said.
"I can't give alcohol to a minor." I told him.
"I PROMISE I won't hollllddd onto it!" Was his reply.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger- at least according to that song by Kelly Clarkson - which Jeremy hates with a passion. Knowing that Jeremy hates this song so much I like to turn it up whenever we are driving together and it comes on.

Then I took it a step further- I record it when it comes on in the car and send him a voice memo. The first time he got so mad. The second time he got even more mad- the he just started
Responding with 'no'. Which I assume means he is no longer listening to his wife's voice memo texts- which is fine because I know that he knows what it is and therefor plants the seed of the song in his mind. *insert evil laugh*.
I think I've sent him the chorus about 7 or 8 times. *insert more evil laughing *

It's not killing him- I can only hope that it makes him stronger.

A conversation with Zeek.

Zeek: "I want you to go buy me COFFEEEEE!!"
Me: "well I want you to go buy me coffee."
Zeek: "I can't! My truck is broken!". He's 3.