Multitasking

Uzzi: Mama! I want you to hold me and not hold Tali! 

Me: Uzzi I can hold you too. 

Uzzi: you can't hold two kids at the same time! 

Me: yes I can, look... 

(I pulled him on my lap next to his sissy) 

Uzzi: oh! You can! 

What's that smell?

Me: ew, what smells like pee? 

Uzzi: it's probably my penis.