A moment in the life of the LaDukes

Jeremy is feeding baby a bottle and asks if I will please get him a glass of water. So I say 'no I'm fine thanks.' I smile because I think I'm so funny. Then I say, 'ok yeah in a minute.'
A few minutes go by. He's very thirsty.
I say 'ok I will get you some.' A few more minutes go by.
He starts smacking his lips.
I say no nagging!
Then I get up as if to get him water but instead bust out in dance- the most amazing dance you've ever seen- seriously you've never seen moves like this.
to which Jeremy says 'that dance makes me want to throw up'
I tell him that's not nice and keep dancing my amazing dance.
'It's only because I'm so thirsty!" He says.
So I head towards the kitchen- moving like a cameleon, and say- 'this is how cameleon move'
Jeremy doesn't like it- he's very thirsty.
I finally bring back a glass of water.
Then laugh hysterically because I know I'm going to drink the entire glass of water in front of him. He asks, 'why are you laughing, weirdo'
I can't stop because I think what I'm about to do is so funny.
Finally I stop enough to drink a little.
'You're going to spit in my drink!' He says- now he's very annoyed and very thirsty.
I drink all the water. It was delicious.
I then go get him his glass. I have tears in my eyes I have found this whole thing so funny.
Jeremy drank the whole glass of water- he doesn't think it's funny.